Woman Finally Gets Caught After Crashing Funerals For 14 YEARS For The Free Buffet

Mirror- A phantom mourner who goes to every funeral at a local church to tuck into food at the wake has been slammed by grieving relatives. It is claimed the unnamed woman has joined mourners at almost every funeral for the last 14 years and even chats to grieving family members and at one recent funeral ate buffet food ‘like there is no tomorrow’. But it was revealed today that the bogus mourner is known to the local priest who said he had spoken to her and gleaned that she believes it is her “duty to attend as many church masses as possible.” The bemused priest added that he could not stop her attending funerals, adding: “I can’t exactly say you can’t come here.” He said: “Every funeral we have she comes and if there is a reception afterwards she makes her way to it without invitation. “She is a Catholic woman and she is convinced she needs to go to as many masses as possible. She has been coming and going since I have been here for the past 14 years.”

I don’t hate the move. I don’t hate it whatsoever. Chazz Reinhold would be proud as shit. Who was she hurting by doing this? Nobody. The person in the casket obviously wasn’t offended. They’re super dead. The family doesn’t care cause they’ve got other things on their minds. This little old lady gets to fill her belly, she doesn’t disturb anyone, she lets the loved ones mourn and nobody is the wiser. My question is, how many people do you think are out there crashing funerals and weddings that we don’t know about? I bet there’s TONS. Wedding Crashers came out in 2005. If you don’t think there’s been a crashing boom ever since that movie came out you’re crazy. People didn’t even know what crashing wedding and funerals was before that movie came out. Every person who saw that movie thought, “Could we do that? I bet we could pull it off. Maybe we should try it.” And I’d say at least 15-20% of the people tried. Why not? It doesn’t hurt anyone. Maybe you fuck a bridesmaid at a wedding. Maybe you get a couple of drumsticks at a funeral buffet. Everybody wins (except the dead person).